Riding in Subway Cars and Walkin' the Boulevard

gayisthenewokay:

in-toxicatd:

I can’t wait for the day that instead of “It’s late, I have to go.” you will say “It’s late, let’s go to bed.”

this is so cute

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— 8 hours ago with 137592 notes

nowyoukno:

(Sources: 1, 2, 3)  for more facts follow NowYouKno

— 8 hours ago with 6148 notes

yelyahwilliams:

marielxhearts:

caramichele:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dads and Tumblr

Dads are like their own species

I miss my dad he is just like these dads 😂😂😂

#DADS I LOVE MY DAD

— 9 hours ago with 183177 notes

detective-sundancer:

sagalibratic:

detective-sundancer:

worths:

oh you wanna date me? well get in line

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I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it

I have failed

u rang

YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER

(via everything-fuckable)

— 9 hours ago with 390965 notes

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

(via everything-fuckable)

— 9 hours ago with 395010 notes

surprisebitch:

gf: babe come over

bf: i cant, im in the city hall to submit some very important documents

gf: im off my period

bf:

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(Source: surprisebitch, via everything-fuckable)

— 9 hours ago with 81624 notes

westbor0baptistchurch:

k1mkardashian:

i wish there was a way you could make your posts non-rebloggable

Just put one of your selfies on it.

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(via the-absolute-best-posts)

— 9 hours ago with 62930 notes